I went to the strip club today to talk about work and it went well.
Let me explain.
I'll go in on Saturday for a try out in the peep show room.
The peep show room is a $2 for 40 seconds coin operated viewing room, think of it as a sexy vending machine.
I get half of every $2 made.
You just get nude In 2 min and roll around dance and play with yourself. (sounds easy enough)
And if I get game I can get booked for private dances, It's $60 for 3 songs and i get to keep all the money i make in "extras" eg. $50 extra for touching all except Va-jayjay, or $80 for touching and hand play (hand jobs) although i wont be giving hand jobs. But i can do something like "$50 for touching and an extra $100 for kissing, but just for you i will charge only $120 for both together"
So you see how you can make a ton of money.
oh and there is no "full service" allowed, so no head and no sex. if you do you will get the boot like "that" *snapping fingers*
Neena (the stripper who looks after the girls) said that i will make a heap of money, 1) Because punters love a new girl, and 2) because I'm pretty and have a good look.
I got to pick a name, It was hard but i ended up picking Rose.
Neena said its perfect because i look a bit sweet and delicate, and i look like an English Rose with my fair skin and blue eyes and full red lips.
Just FYI. I will put on makeup and i will do my hair and i will put on some lipstick, oh and i wont have on my "My milk shakes bring all the boys to the yard" tank top on. I do have some class, I'm an English Rose after all.
But It is nice to know that everyone that works there said that i will be "raking" it in. how sweet :)
So because Rose is my other side i can make her whoever i want, It then poses a question "Who is Rose?"
I want her to be beautiful, skilled, desirable and elegant like Bell from Call Girl
I want her to be sweet and funny like Anna Faras. (from all of the Scary movie franchise and any rom-com)
And Charming and sexy like Marilyn. Who can resist that charm and heavy lidded eyes.
But she will need to be strong and clever with a quick wit while keeping her sex appeal like Samantha from Sex and the City.
All of those people are blonde. Together they make the ultimate blonde bombshell.
So with these powers combined I give you Rose.
I hope it goes well. I really want to get stuff for myself and go shopping. :)
Awkward girl xoxox
ps... don't judge me. ok. i'm doing this for clothes and shoes.